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Joke of the Day

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."

"4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend. My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"I went to see a Topless Ventriloquist last weekend. She was awesome. I didn't see her lips move once."

"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."

"Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^"

"My ex mother in law once commented that she wished her son had stayed married to his first wife. Me too, I replied."

"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"

"1987 was a great year for the payphone."