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Joke of the Day

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"

"How do you make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. My 12-year-old daughter claims to have invented this joke this weekend. I don't know if it's original or not."

"What if gravity...was invented by the vacuum industry so there was always shit on the floor to clean up. Just hear me out tho."

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just kindastitious!!!"

"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."

"Why did hitler killed himself? He got the bill for gas"

"""Dark Side Tech Support."" ""Hi. My hand lightning won't work. The hate's flowing thru me, but nada."" ""Try turning the hate off & on again."""

"I want ""Wake me if anything cool happens"" on my tombstone."

"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."

"I was the best fisherman in town. (nsfw) They called me the master baiter. I could also catch many rare fish, and they also called me a pretty good hooker."