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Joke of the Day

"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty."

"How Do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween? They Pump Kin."

"That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat."

"It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and [Cher autotune voice] beli-EVE *club goes crazy*"

"A pirate with two peg legs walks into a bar... The bartender looks up from his newspaper and says ""you're cut off."""

"When I was born I was so surprised ... I didn't talk for a year and a half."

"This party is boring. Let's make like a baby and head out."

"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"

"I don't understand why it's called a Chastity Belt. Everyone I know named Chastity is a stripper."

"My girlfriend was just about to eat my extra long sausage But then I caught the fat bitch"