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Joke of the Day
"What's so good about being a CPU? Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown."
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"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""
"Two men walk into a bar, which is strange since you'd think the second one would have seen it when the first one hit it."
"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"I heard the chief of police on the news saying ""we will never forget 9 11"" I should bloody hope so its your phone number"
"Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou."
"Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. And nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?"
"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!"
"Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom"
"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."