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Joke of the Day

"A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese spend the evening drinking in a bar. Who picks up the tab? The German."

"Liquor probably won't fix your problems... but it's worth a shot."

"What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box? All dressed up, with no place to go."

"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."

"I don't do cocaine I just like to smell it"

"The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take plac"

"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"

"I saw a black man running from a shop with a turntable, amplifier and speakers under his arm being chased by a security guard. Talk about stereotypes."