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Joke of the Day

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

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"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."
"My attempt at a terrible Christmas joke. What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas? Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*"
"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"
"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."
"memes http://imgur.com/qe7LBx5 there"
"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."
"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both run away."