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Joke of the Day
"What has a 10 foot neck four legs and loves money. A Jewraffe"
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"ME: wat if they dont like me MOM: just be urself ME: ok! [comes home early in a masive cloud of bees] ME: WAIT DID U SAY ""BEE URSELF"" OR ""BE"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello from the other side"
"Why do dogs lick their dicks? Because they can."
"Firing Victoria of IAMA"
"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."
"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."
"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"
"How do crazy people go thru the forest? They take the Psycho path."
"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""