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Joke of the Day
"Athene Kappa"
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"What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays? For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice."
"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."
"Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight when you try to pick them up and get them in your car."
"What is Jesus's go-to pickup line? Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?"
"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."
"What did the penis say to the testicles? There's a vas deferens between us"
"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"
"Where's the loneliest place on earth at? Hillary Clinton's vagina."
"Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said ""Sorry no professionals."""