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Joke of the Day
"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."
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"electricity is from electrons... morality from morons?"
"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."
"The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife. They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids."
"What is a businessman's favorite game? Call of Duty: Economic Warfare"
"My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down."
"You're too drunk, dear. Alcohol you later."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking slow down or apply lubricant"
"What do you call a limp and deaf dog? By it's name if it has one"
"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"