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Joke of the Day
"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."
Next Joke
"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."
"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."
"which 2 insects are the most foolish? ant-ticks"
"Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light."
"Has anyone seen the trailer for the latest Tom Cruise movie? He can't go to the bathroom at all. It's called Mission Impissable."
"I've had Thanksgiving dinner four times and I'm kind of getting addicted. I'm quitting this cold turkey."
"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."