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Joke of the Day
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg."
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"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."
"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"
"What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning? She puts her clothes back on and goes home."
"BREAKING NEWS Justin Bieber said... And I quote, ""Only God can Judge me!"" THIS JUST IN ...Apparently I'm God."
"Did you here about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"I never really wear camouflage. It's just something that I can never see myself wearing."
"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Friend 2: To get to the idiot's house. Friend 1: Knock knock Friend 2: Who's there? Friend 1: The chicken"
"Power went out in my office building & a maintenance guy said Transformers blew. Um yeah it was a bad movie buddy now what about the power??"