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Joke of the Day
"What did the skim milk say to the farmer I will never be whole again."
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"I just created a new rhythm. I really wanted to tell everyone but I didn't want to make a song and dance of it"
"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"
"i bet you spend all your money pizza and hookers. Pssh Dad, i dont spend money on pizza thats ridiculous."
"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ? Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,"
"Ate a whole box of donuts. But I ate them *really* fast so hopefully that counts as a workout and balances out the calories."
"Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts."
"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""
"What do tall people and black people have in common? They have no one to look up to."