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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an excited rectangle? An erectangle."

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome!"

"I once went to a zoo which had only one animal It was a Shih Tzu."

"Put a load in the dishwasher last night She was mad I didn't pull out."

"Kate Gosselin got rejected by Playboy. When your hoo-ha could be mistaken for the Grand Canyon, you might want to try National Geographic."

"The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists."

"A man goes to the zoo The only animal at the zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu"

"Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven."