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Joke of the Day

"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""

"A Canibal realized his meal was undercooked. So he threw up his hands in frustration"

"Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good."

"What do you call a girl with braces? A Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker^&#8482;"

"Valve is like a deadbeat dad.... They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring."

"What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad."

"Why do monks wear such plain clothes? It's a habit."

"What's blue and smells like red painting? Blue painting"

"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"

"Why doesn't a skeleton fall in love with a human. maybe it's Because the skeleton doesn't have a heart."