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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"
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"I got this joke about ocular herpes... But the girl who gave it to me didn't want me to tell anyone."
"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat Banned from the petting zoo"
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back."
"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"
"When I'm in a conference room all by myself I like to pretend I'm having a very important meeting with chairs about chair shit."
"Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes... Yo Mama's so fat.. ...when she orders butter beer she says ""hold the beer."""
"How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach? Well..it's not hard"
"My wife's credit card got stolen and she doesn't know how... I do, I've been praying for a financial miracle."
"Request: dead baby jokes What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang"