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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."
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"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"
"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink"
"Why do rapists make such great salesmen? They don't take no for an answer."
"[doorbell] ""Hi, do you have time to discuss the Bible?"" ""You have cookies?"" ""No, sir I-"" ""Come back when you have cookies."" *closes door*"
"How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?"
"I bought a Molotov Cocktail today It was $850 and they called it the Note 7"
"Lazy Dad I was shopping in Tesco with my Daughter earlier & she turned around and said ""Your such a lazy bastard dad"" I was so shocked I nearly fell out the trolley!"
"The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion."