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Joke of the Day

"When I almost snapped after I heard the same joke over and over, I've found out what rhymes with orange ! Deez nuts ! Ha, got him !"

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene."

"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"

"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."

"In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains. Analysts say the steaks have never been higher."

"I'm at home eating grape jelly. That shit is my jam."

"Are you today's date? because you're an 11/10 (:"

"You want just one cow for those magic beans? Idk, I'm suspicious, magic beans sounds like the sort of thing that would cost 2 cows."

"Who won the first Tour de France? The 7th German Panzer division"

"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"