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Joke of the Day

"What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow? Mufasa!"

"Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit...."

"Wanna know my New Year's Resolution? 4K, baby."

"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits....."

"Imagine me with poor grammar. Wrong. Worser."

"Having a crush on someone is like solving a math problem. If you know you can't get it, all you can do is just stare at it."

"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"

"My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7 She blows up at any given moment."

"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."