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Joke of the Day
"*Hands you a handbasket* You know what to do......."
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"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top... It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ""Uno....dos....*poof*"" He disappeared without a tres"
"What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer"
"I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping.."
"Why couldn't Mewtwo move? There was too much friction."
"People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor"
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"