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Joke of the Day

"There's a job in the paper for a park litter attendant. Experience is not necessary, you just pick it up as you go along."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."

"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."

"What happened when the mexicans wife passed out on a hot day? He had a hispanic attack"

"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."

"Greatest Joke on all of Reddit Is this subreddit"

"(real news) In Virginia, a man stole a samurai sword from a store by hiding it in his pants. He later denied having the sword, telling police he *was* just glad to see them."

"What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book."

"A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop"

"I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms."