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Joke of the Day

"Looks like someone is stealing our jokes from r/jokes I was sent this by my roomate, http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless What shall we do reddit?"

"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."

"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"

"Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Hell yes! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."

"Why does the baker bake? Because he kneads the dough."

"Does killing time damage eternity?"

"What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !"

"I wore my ""Gandalf for President"" shirt to the comic convention. It got a lot of support, but some were turned off by my candidate's hard stance on immigration."

"Just heard someone screaming outside and my instinct was to turn up the TV. Whatever the opposite of a superhero is, I'm that."

"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."