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Joke of the Day

"What's black, white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin."

"I too went to the reddit restaurant... I had to ask other customers for sauce for any of the dishes."

"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""

"After the explosion at the cheese factory... all there was left was de brie"

"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."

"If a party with all dudes is called a ""sausage fest"", I request that we start calling all girl parties ""taco time""."

"It would suck to have writer's block but then come up with a great idea for a suicide note."

"My ""Sleep Number"" is vodka."

"Why did the Mexican tie his wife to the train tracks? To-kill-er"

"How does a scientist make a hormone? The same way I do: don't pay her!"