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Joke of the Day

"Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box."

"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""

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"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."

"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"

"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""

"It only takes one drink to get me drunk The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth."

"Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining about your auto-correct every day, how about going into your settings & turning it the fcuk off?"

"I hate control freaks. They never listen to me."