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Joke of the Day
"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"
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"Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man"
"Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge."
"Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument? He was baroque."
"What is Sean Connery's favorite dish? A seizure salad."
"Why do people buy fruit already cut up? There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting."
"I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move"
"One time, at banned camp, I felt really excluded."