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Joke of the Day

"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."

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"I know she's talking about rain but I don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches"
"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"
"A thermometer and a syringe walk into a bar... The bartender says ""look at this dude he has so many degrees!"", The syringe comes up and says ""Hah what a loser, at least I'm graduated"""
"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."
"What changed to make The Fantastic Four the Fantastic Three? Nothing."
"My penis is as long as the line from Q to P Unfortunately the queue to pee outside the restroom isnt long :("
"Why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."