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Joke of the Day

"Apparently, you can only say ""Look at you! You got so big!"" to kids. Old girlfriends tend to get offended. Who knew?"

"In a parallel universe nobody can park."

"UCLA opened a new campus coffee shop It's called ""Brewins"""

"I recently went to Israel The showers and trains didn't work."

"I was a baker when I was in the army. When I went to war, I went in all buns glazing."

"12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush -- so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth. His protest was legendary."

"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."

"How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents."

"Shades by Gucci, shirt by Dolce&Gabbana, face by Douchebag."

"What music does a mummy listen to? Wrap music"