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Joke of the Day
"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
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"Q: Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? A: He wanted to see stars during the day."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"
"My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds... ...so I bought her a bathroom scale."
"I want to write ""I miss you"" on a rock and throw it at your face so that you'll know how much it hurts to miss you."
"For Christmas, every year, I get my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten"
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""I had a baby"" ... for lunch."
"What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset? The CENAry"
"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."