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Joke of the Day
"Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten"
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"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"Whenever I'm on a flight and a bald person sits next to me, it takes a ton of willpower not to draw on their head when they are sleep."
"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"
"Most of the people dream of not working and having lots of money. During an economic crisis 50 % of those dreams came true."
"it's raining and my gf has been staring at the window for about an hour.. i should probably let her in."
"My wife and I recently bought a Great Dane, the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting. Every time he barks I shit myself."
"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."
"Step 1: Stay up late Step 2: Get up early Step 3: Hate the Earth"
"What is impotence? Impotence is when your mind starts to be a dick and your dick is philosophising."