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Joke of the Day

"Don't look at the address bar goddamnit ...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)"

"How do you say constipated in german? Farhfrumpoopin'."

"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"I stayed up all night, because I wanted to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"When you have sex you burn 1000 calories. No wonder you're so fat."

"In the near future, little old ladies won't know how to sew, knit, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in bathroom mirrors."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a little lighter."

"Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich? That's what its like to fuck a 90 year old"

"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"

"I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter... but then again it sucks as a camera."