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Joke of the Day

"I changed my old pocket camera into a new Canon 5D because it's a little lighter... but then again it sucks as a camera."

"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"

"Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD"

"The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it."

"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."

"Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly."

"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs"

"Why did the blonde snort splenda? She thought it was diet coke."

"*rides in on giant turtle* Me:Sorry I'm late. Boss:You rode that to work? Me:No, went to the zoo. *phone rings* Me:That'll be the zoo."