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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus? A cactus has all the pricks on the outside."
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"An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see..."""
"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."
"Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? A: The letter ""m."""
"My snowboarding career has really gone downhill."
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"Anyone up for a Native American joke? Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much iced tea? He died in his tea pee."