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Joke of the Day

"Why is a bra singular and panties plural?"

"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."

"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"

"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."

"A woman dropped a $10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"[making small talk at a business function] ""You're 35 aren't you?"" ""No, I'm 38"" ""Oh right"" [long silence] ""Did you used to be 35?"""

"I just tried to type ""cop car"" but it autocorrected to ""cop cat"" and boom I just came up with the title of a new hit detective show."

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"Be nice to people because you never know when you'll a need character witness."

"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."