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Joke of the Day
"My snowboarding career has really gone downhill."
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"As a customs officer, I don't always agree with people... ...but I see where they come from."
"There are 170 billion galaxies in the observable universe yet this woman claims this hummus is ""everything"""
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat."""
"How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla? A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla."
"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef :-D"
"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? You get squatters."
"I'm beginning to believe that my road worker friend is a kleptomaniac.. So I went to his house to confront him and all the signs were there."