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Joke of the Day
"What is a roosters favorite porn Hen-tai"
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"Two guys are talking in a bar. ""My wife just left me for my best friend."" ""Oh my! That's so bad! Since when was that dude your best friend?"" ""Since he left with my wife."""
"Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open."
"""Is that a banana in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me haha"" [i pull a hand full of lasagna out of my pocket] ""Actually it's lasagna"""
"Revenge is a dish best served with anchovies. Seriously, it hides the taste of cyanide"
"He doesn't know the meaning of fear... but then again, he doesn't know the meaning of MOST words."
"Bacon is like a woman it looks good it smells good it tastes good and it slowly kills men"
"What's an archaeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins."
"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."
"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"