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Joke of the Day
"What's an undertaker's favorite element? Barium!"
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"Similarity between a feminist and a gun? They are both loud when triggered."
"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."
"I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic."
"What do you call a tattoo of the most commonly used English letter on a scientist's penis? A logical phallus E."
"Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she got hit by a bus"
"I just bought a treadmill. It was a little pricey, but I think it will be worth it in the long run"
"I've compiled my bucket list. 4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits."
"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"
"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."