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Joke of the Day
"What's an undertaker's favorite element? Barium!"
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"What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark."
"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."
"So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them ""It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike""."
"Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins? Because the only constant is change."
"Sweet Potato Philosophy ""I think therefore I yam."""
"I'm sexually attracted to biceps. Does that make me biceptual?"
"Where do most black people work? In jail"
"Half of my life has been spent hoping people don't see me."