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Joke of the Day

"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"

"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."

"So I'm out in the woods taking a shit when... ...a bear strolls up, cocks his head with a funny expression, and says, ""I never knew you guys did that."""

"what did the peanut say to the squirrel ??? he said im hungry and I'm as tired as a tree"

"pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said ""what's with the paper towel."" he said ""arrgh got a Bounty on me head."""

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"A desert sorceress was eating a PB&J in the Sahara when she was buried in a sandstorm A sand witch eating a sandwich was sandwiched by sand"

"Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do."

"My girlfriend and I have a rocky relationship... Much like Sylvester Stallone, there is a communication problem."

"I live in Zimbabwe. My favorite rapper is 50 cent. Or as we like to call him, 400 million dollars."