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Joke of the Day

"Lawyers must be pretty big fans of the legendary Irish rock band U2. Almost all of them go on about all the pro-Bono things that they do."

"I was people would stop asking where I see myself in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision"

"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."

"[In this tweet spoons fall in love harder than anyone] ""My darling I am a spoon for you, you fill my world with frogs"" [and frogs are joy]"

"Clothes are such a fraught gift because it's like: ""Here's the size and shape I think you are and so how I think you should style yourself!"""

"A high schooled student becomes a national hero after taking down a school shooter But was expelled because of the schools zero tolerance policy"

"If you're meeting someone, get to the place early so you'll have a few minutes to kick back and repeatedly text, ""Where are you"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !"

"Guess who i am I am a long object. You put me in your mouth and shake me. Then you either swallow or spit out white liquid . Yes, it is me your toothbrush"

"The Duggar family just announced the name of the newest addition to the family! Joe-Mo Lester"