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Joke of the Day
"Can you name even one East African country? Well, Kenya?"
Next Joke
"Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former life to deserve this shitty parking space."
"The wall clock at work seems to be stuck on half past f*ck this sh*t o' clock."
"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"
"My first blowjob was like my first bike ride.... Two bruised knees, a sore jaw and my father telling me I was really good for a first timer"
"How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride our bikes"
"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."
"All I'm hearing about today is a really awesome owl A superb owl at that, I don't get it."
"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""
"At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what"