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Joke of the Day
"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."
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"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""
"If you want to be remembered when you die... Borrow money from everyone you know"
"What do you call a Mexican on a bridge? Spic and span"
"I'm going to complain about the cold until a Canadian gets mad enough to say something rude, like 'I'm sorry but it's colder in Canada."""
"If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth."
"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."
"""Let's call it a day."" -Guy who invented that word"
"[australia's first national meeting] Do we want to make our own language? That's too hard, let's keep this one but say everything weird"
"My original account got suspended for aggressive behavior and they haven't even seen me in bed yet."