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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"
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"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"
"I don't really like to exercise. To get my heart rate up, I hand my phone to someone else to borrow while I leave the room for 5 minutes."
"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."
"Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs."
"[CSI at Starbucks] ""Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large."" Barista: At what? ""At large"" At what? ""At venti?"" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!"
"How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense? I'll tell you guys tomorrow"
"What is it called when two celebrities are fighting? Star wars."
"All of my gaming / network usernames are based on things I thought were funny at 19, and that is my greatest shame."
"Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about."