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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the blind hooker? You've gotta hand it to her"
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"the grocery store guy left the eggplant out of the bag because he must have known i was gonna eat it on the drive home"
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"Police officer asks driver if he recognizes himself. Police officer asks man if he recognizes himself. Then the driver pulls out mirror and says ''yes it is me''"