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Joke of the Day

"Ladies: If I hit on you please don't panic, I am a bachelor and that's what bachelors do."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."

"A blonde was asked why her list skipped every other number... She replied I can't even"

"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."

"Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn't but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day."

"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"FedEx missed me and left a note saying I can pick up my delivery, but joke's on them -- I no longer have the strength to do anything at all"

"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"

"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."