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Joke of the Day
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"
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"What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife."
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common? The ones that are hot don't last as long"
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
"The key to a long and good relationship is to keep the fights clean, and the sex dirty!!!"
"Don't talk to me about your drinking problems until you've tried to make your cat wear your contact lenses because he looked a bit squinty."
"My GF was triggered when I chased the big black birds away from my bird feeder because what I wanted to see was tits. She said it was my crow aggression."
"Obergruppenfuhrer Akbar of the SS was in the Swiss Alps While walking about he spots a group of fugitives from the Reich. He turns to his men and shouts: ""It's a von Trapp!"""
"No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse."