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Joke of the Day
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"
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"The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki"
"Why was 6 afraid of 11? Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind."
"A Giraffe walks into a bar...... .... He looks at everyone and says: ""High Balls on me!"""
"What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows? The Trail of Smears"
"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Its pasture bedtime"
"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."
"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a week."
"What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common? The look on your face when you lick it"