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Joke of the Day

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."

"If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying ""cello"" then I consider his entire life a failure."

"A Buddhist goes to the hot dog vendor... And says, ""Make me one with everything."" Giving him a fifty, the Buddhist asks for the change and the vendor replies, ""Change comes from within."""

"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."

"How does a train driver operate a train while eating gum? He goes chew chew chew... creds to my 5yo brother"

"My FitBit app says I sleep walked 20 steps last night, glad I was asleep during all that damn exercise."

"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"

"Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown"

"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."

"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."