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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."
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"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"apparently my psychiatrist doesn't appreciate that i call her my new drug dealer"
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"
"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."
"Just saw a grasshopper jump on cement. THEY'RE EVOLVING."
"What is a buttress? A female goat."
"A friend told me he was karyophil And i was like ""Are you fucking nuts?"""
"My girlfriend wants a Christmas Gift she can wear... I'm going to give her a facial."
"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"