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Joke of the Day
"Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size? The Ns justify the means."
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"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"
"Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!"
"What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits"
"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""
"Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it"
"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."
"In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus. They both got too close to the son."
"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl? A cock that stays up all night."