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Joke of the Day
"Cop wives... Fuck the police."
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"So a polar bear walks into a bar... and says, ""I'll have a gin.....and tonic"" The bartender says, ""What's with the big pause?"" And the polar bear says, ""Oh, I've always had them."""
"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"
"Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? He couldn't control his pupils!"
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"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."
"I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is ""in moderation""?"