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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"The name's Bond.. James Earl Jones."

"The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman? -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you"

"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"

"Cash or credit? Did you just assume my tender??"

"A dyslexic man walks into an Arab."

"I remember when my cloning project failed. A part of me died that day."

"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."

"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get a loooong little doggie."