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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl with twelve nipples... Sounds funny, dozen tit."
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"If I had a dollar If i had a dollar for every time a homeless guy asked me for money, I still wouldn't give him any."
"[son at dinner] ""a boy at school sells fireworks for $2"" [to son and wife next day at breakfast] so, we'll charge $1.75 and split it 3 ways"
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"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"
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"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"