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Joke of the Day
"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."
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"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
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"North Korea's launch code B A"
"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."
"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."