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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch face down."

"Sex Ed in 2015 Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one ""D"" away from 'Netflix and Child.'"

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."

"If you don't eat your candy corn in three separate bites starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, you're a communist."

"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."

"""and this lake shall be called Superior"" all the other Great Lakes: ""k wow we're like right here"""

"Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died? He pasta way."

"The Names of Politicians Bush... Dick... Boehner... Weiner... And they say politicians sometimes win via *name recognition*."

"I knew someone who poured milk before the cereal..... He was a cereal killer"

"I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie."