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Joke of the Day

"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""

"Guy just asked me where a public phone was, I told him 1987."

"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."

"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."

"Did you hear that AIDS isn't spread by a virus? Yeah! It's spread by a fungi!!"

"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the social ladder."

"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."

"Saw this advert in a window... It said ""television for sale,$1,volume stuck on full"".I thought,""I can't turn that down"""

"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"